Friend: I'm go to the bathroom, I'll be right back.

Amer: Hey you, can I consecrate your email in your laptop?

Friend: Yeah right.

Amer: Ey, thank you.

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Staff: GOOGLE SECURITY! ARE YOU AMER?

Amer: Yeah!

Staff: I don't find, verify your identify.

Amer: HOW?

Staff: What was the name of your 1st school?

Amer: #%&… Jefferson Elementary!

Staff: What was your 1st pet's name?

Amer: Zelda!

Staff: What was the city you go to the first party take in?

Amer: I DON'T REMEMBER!

Staff: Answer the security question. What was the city you go to the first party take in?

Amer: I DON'T REMEMBER!!!

Staff: THEN YOU GUESS!

Amer: I guess (Washington) D.C.

Staff: #%& found. Sir, there's a suspicious take back to your emails from unrecognized device. This may or may not be a legal #%&. Do you recognize this device?

Amer: YEP!

Staff: DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS DEVICE?!

Amer: YEP!

Staff: What is it?

Amer: A laptop!

Staff: Do you, Amer, authorized this device accessing email?

Amer: Yeah!

Staff: One last question.

Amer: WHAT?!

Staff: Are you a robot?

Amer: WHAT?!

Staff: ARE YOU A ROBOT?!

Amer: NO!

Staff: Then what's one of these pictures that have a truck?

Amer: THAT ONE!

Staff: Alright, stand down, verification authorized.

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Staff: Okay sir, your account is once again secured, thank you for your cooperation, MOVE UP!

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Everyone: (Chattering)