Welcome to The Amazing Digital Circus!
My name is Caine
I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here
To show you the most jaw dropping
Heart stopping
Mind bending paraphernalia
You've ever laid your eyes upon!
Isn't that right, Bubble?
That's right, Caine
I can't wait to see what you got
Cookin' up for today
Well, let's not waste any time
Let's get right into the song!
Hi there you're the latest jester
Added to our beta testers
Wipe that silly frown away, cuz there's no need to be depressed here
Floating eyes and smiling teeth
Ringmaster of insanity
Please don't rag at the fact that this place hijacks your humanity
This new home feels like a prison
Even though he says it isn't
I don't know what to believe in
Gonna make me crazy
Why is this happening and
What am I doing here and
How am I ever gonna get out of this f*cking place?
Wait- what the hell was that???
I can't take this any more, my god!
This whole wacky world just makes me want to f*cking scream!
Come with me there's lots to teach ya
The gang'll just love to meet ya
Let's go on some goofy-aah adventures I made just for you
So eat this goop it's green and slimy
Look at that, we're teeny tiny
Let's surf pipes of different types
Inside a desktop from the 90s
When our purpose starts to fade
We'll feel our minds decay
Our memories become so distant
Soon we all will be erased
Abstracted and displaced
Can't comprehend our own existence
Stranded for eternity
Stuck eating food that's 3D
We can't be trapped here, can we!?
Sorry to burst your bubble, but you will be!
Why is this happening and
What am I doing here and
How am I ever gonna get out of this f*cking place?
Wait- what the hell was that???
I can't take this any more, my god!
This whole wacky world just makes me want to f*cking scream!
Can't escape, don't even try
The new member of the band
Just look up, omnipresent eyes
Pawn in someone else's hand
Are stalking you and taunting you
Feel like Alice here
To watch as you decay and die
In this forsaken wonderland
So don't deceive or run or flee
Please tell me it's just a dream
Just listen to the king or he will
That it's not all that it seems
Cast you to the zoo below
This whole wacky world
With those like you who try to leave
Just makes me wanna f*cking scream
